THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

THREE DOGS AT THE VET... 

 

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck

up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and 

said >> " So why are you here ? "

 

The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.....the

sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night

when I  pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

 

The black Lab said, " So what’s? the vet going to do ? "

 

" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab.

"They reckon it'll calm me down."

 

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?"

 

The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and

trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the 

carpets.   But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my

owners' couch."

" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired.

" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

 

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?

" I'm a humper,"  said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the

cat, a  pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever.  I want to hump everything I

see."

Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to

dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and

started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,

" So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "