Banks

 A bank is a place that will lend you money,

if you can prove that you don't need it. 

Careers

I thought I wanted a career;

turns out I just wanted pay checks. 

Fire...

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,

but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Stations

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.

Stealing Ideas

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.

To steal from many is research.

The evening news...

The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 

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The early bird

The early bird might get the worm,

but the second mouse gets the cheese. 

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Knowledge and Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 

War does not determine who is right

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 

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If I agreed with you...

If I agreed with you... we'd both be wrong.

Untitled

A real Diva !

I'm starting to see the negative reviews of Kajabi that I expected...

Light travels faster than sound

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I didn't say it was your fault

I didn't say it was your fault,

I said I was blaming you.

We never really grow up

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

Do not argue with an idiot.

Do not argue with an idiot.

He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.